Sesko: The Latest Victim of Football's Unforgiving Conveyor Belt of Opinions and Memes
Picture the following: a happy the Danish striker wearing Napoli's colors. Next, juxtapose it with a dejected the Slovenian forward sporting United's jersey, appearing like he just missed a sitter. Don't worry finding a real picture of him missing; context is your adversary. Now, include some goal stats in a big, comical font. Don't forget the emojis. Post the image across all platforms.
Will you mention that Højlund's goal count features strikes in the Champions League while Sesko isn't playing in continental tournaments? Of course not. Nor would you note that several of Højlund's goals were scored versus Belarus and Greece, or that Denmark is much stronger to Sesko's Slovenia and creates many more scoring opportunities. If you manage social media for a large outlet, pure interaction is your livelihood, United are the biggest draw, and context is the thing to avoid.
Thus the wheel of content spins. Your next task is to sift through a lengthy interview featuring Peter Schmeichel and extract the part where he calls the acquisition of Sesko "strange". Just before, where he prefaces his remarks by saying, "Nothing negative to say about Benjamin Sesko"... well, cut that. No one wants that. Simply ensure "strange" and "Sesko" are paired in the headline. People will be outraged.
This Time of Potential and Hasty Opinions
Mid-autumn has traditionally one of my favourite periods to observe football. The leaves swirl, winds shift, squads and strategies are newly formed, all is novel and yet patterns are emerging. The stars of the season ahead are staking their claims. The summer market is shut. Nobody is talking about the multiple trophies yet. Everyone are still in the game. At this precise point, all is possibility.
However, for similar reasons, this period has also been one of my least favourite times to read about football. For while no outcomes are decided, opinions must be formed immediately. Jack Grealish is resurgent. Florian Wirtz has been a crushing disappointment. Could Semenyo be the best player in the league at this moment? Please a decision now.
Sesko as Patient Zero
In many ways, Benjamin Sesko feels like the archetype in this respect, a player inextricably trapped between football's two countervailing, non-negotiable forces. The imperative to delay definitive judgment, allowing layers of technical texture and strategic understanding to mature. And the demand to generate instant verdicts, a constant stream of takes and jokes, context-free condemnations and pointless comparisons, a puzzle that can never truly be solved.
It is not my aim to provide a substantive evaluation of Sesko's stint at Manchester United so far. He has started four times in the top flight in a wildly inconsistent team, scored two goals, and taken a mere of 116 touches. What precisely are we analysing? And will I attempt to duplicate Gary Neville's and Ian Wright's seminal masterwork "Argument Over Benjamin Sesko", in which two famous analysts duel passionately on a popular show over whether Sesko needs ten strikes to be deemed successful this season (one pundit), or whether it's really more like twelve or thirteen (the other).
A Cruel Environment
Despite this I enjoyed watching Sesko at Leipzig: a big, screeching sports car of a forward, playing in a team pitched perfectly to his talents: afforded the license to rampage but also the leeway to fail. And in part this is why United feels like the most unforgiving place he could possibly be at the moment: a place where "brutal verdicts" are handed down in about the time it takes to load a short advertisement, the club with the widest and most pitiless gap between the time and air he requires, and the time and air he is going to get.
We saw an example of this over the national team pause, when a viral chart handily informed us that the player had been deemed – decisively – the worst signing of the recent market by a survey of football representatives. And of course, the press are not alone in such behavior. Club channels, online personalities, unidentified profiles with a oddly high number of fake followers: all parties with skin in the game is now basically operating along the identical rules, an environment deliberately nosed towards provocation.
The Psychological Toll
Endless scrolling and tapping. What are we doing to ourselves? Are we aware, on any level, what this infinite stream of aggravation is doing to our minds? Quite apart from the essential weirdness of playing in the middle of this, aware on some surreal butterfly-effect level that every single thing about players is now essentially content, commodity, open-source property to be packaged and exchanged.
And yes, in part this is because United are United, the entity that keeps nourishing the narrative, a big club that must constantly be generating the strong emotions. But also, in part this is a seasonal affliction, a pendulum of judgment most clearly and cruelly glimpsed at this time of year, about a month after the transfer market shut. Throughout the summer we have been coveting players, eulogising them, salivating over them. Yet, only a handful of games later, a lot of those same players are now being dismissed as failures. Is it time to be concerned about Jamie Gittens? Was Arsenal's purchase of their striker necessary? What was the purpose of another expensive buy?
A Wider Issue
It feels appropriate that he faces their rivals on the weekend: a team simultaneously 13 months unbeaten at home in the league and yet in their own situation of perceived turmoil, like filing a a report on a person who went to the shops 30 minutes ago. Too open. Mohamed Salah finished. The striker waste of money. Arne Slot bald.
Maybe we have not yet quite grasped the way the storyline of football has started to replace football itself, to inflect the way we view it, an entire sport reoriented around talking points and reaction, an activity that occurs in the background while we scroll through our devices, unable to detach from the saline drip of opinions and further hot takes. Perhaps this player bearing the brunt at present. However, everyone is sacrificing a part of the experience here.